A friendly encounter with a Jew.
August 17, 2010
I don’t really have much else to post, but I feel like I need to keep this blog up to date. I have however have made quite a lengthy draft discussing some of my experiences in the Philippines and my return home and subsequent experiences of insomnia and jet lag, of which I will eventually post once I finalize and complete it. But for now I guess this will have to do. The reason I have this up is because that I feel it is a triumphant victory over the weak minded. What happened was that after a fun night with friends I was just to myself relaxing at home in my room and with the computer. When suddenly, one of my best friends, Greg, has updated his Facebook with a humorous status, from which a vile underclassman has proceeded to mock. Of course, I had to intervene and step in.
This cretin goes by the name of Josiah, and he is of the Jewish faith not that it matters, though we often joke and tease by calling him “Jewsiah” or simple as “the Jew”. There’s a long and funny story that goes along with this regarding me and my friends’ relation to “the Jew”, and after a hilarious incident involving him running away from a hobo that attacked and provoked us he has since become our sort of internet punching bag or the tail end of various jokes. So far we are all still either blocked or deleted from his list of friends online. I’ll gladly tell and share much more about him on another occasion though, but for now just simply take a look at and read the masterpiece that I have conceived at the following two pictures below, or for ease and convenience you can read the transcription of the event below the two pictures.
“why do i have the urge to brush my teeth? o.O”
-Greg (best friend)
“Because nobody likes bad breath.” -Jewsiah (the Jew)
“^wrong.” -Lance (me)
“What kind of person likes bad breath, that’s why it’s called bad because it is not a pleasant thing.” -JW
“which is judged by society and society’s norms. why follow the path of conformity and the judgement and views of others when you have your own life to live and prosper? there’s no need to be subjugated by the standards of others when you can live as you are and on your own without being bounded by the rules of the majority or the so called elite. one may choose not to brush one’s teeth if they don’t feel like it or do not wish to participate in the daily routine of the enslaved. personal hygiene after all is optional and was original started and brought to life by those of the upper class who’s use and presentation of it is one of their main sources of showing their power and place in the hierarchical ladder of man. the lesser ones only followed suit in order to reach that same place or emulate their status. one can be free of these constraints and if one just simply chooses not to brush their teeth. so the belief of bad breath being “bad” is handed down by elites as a way to distinguish, discriminate, and criticize those below their feet. so personal hygiene was started as a way to mock those who are poor and irrelevant when all human beings should and should have been seeing each other as equals. brushing one’s teeth is a choice and preference that should not be judged upon.” -ME
“^fucking LOL.” -Alex (best friend)
“Nobody likes the smelly kid.” -JW
“and that is based on your own judgmental views and beliefs. not only are you being discriminatory and trying to be an elitist prick, but you’re also being extremely ignorant. how do you have any friends if you’re such a dick to dismiss those you see to be lesser than you because they supposedly don’t appeal to your precious nose; are you that thick? scum like you should be wiped from the face of the earth, but then again someone did try once before. what if someone claims “nobody likes the elitist jerk with the big mouth”, how would you feel then? oh look at josiah with his word and offensive opinions of gold with a scepter fit for a king passing judgement upon the world like some asshole fresh from his mother’s womb and still clinging to his mother’s teet. but the truth is that you’re just afterbirth josiah, that slithered out of your mother’s filth like the snake bearing the fruit that condemned adam and eve; a devil and bane among man. you have no right to criticize others, and no right to walk among us for that you’re really just a beast of burden pretending to be someone else, a sheep in wolf’s clothing. pathetic to say the least. maybe you’re the one who really smells. I’m sure it doesn’t hurt to offend a sensitive black fellow just because of your so called higher status and privileged heritage, but no it is not.” -ME
“my god.” -Tom (best friend)
My god indeed and he never replied back; I however do not condone nor support internet bullying. Please do keep in mind my readers, whoever of you out there, that this was all just for laughs and no one was seriously hurt or affected, not to my attention at least. Please do not take me too seriously over this matter for it is something I sometimes do, exaggerating and blowing things up from proportion for shits and giggles. Josiah understands too by the way, and really it’s something that he has brought upon himself to be scrutinized and be under our mockery, of which I will gladly explain on another occasion. I actually often write long passages and rants on Facebook too, whenever I feel like it that is.
I actually don’t really have a problem with Josiah at all, I do find humor in mocking him, well we all do as in me and my friends. And no, we do not have a problem over his religious background too and we don’t have any sort of antisemitic stance or belief, we just take pleasure on teasing him on occasion because of his type of character. I don’t really feel like further explaining this or elaborating more on this matter though, I do promise to continue this small point of discussion on another post or whenever something relating to him comes up again. He’s a good kid though, but with a small potential on actually being cool. My definition of “cool”? Well, that’s for another time as well.
I would also like to add that I wrote both passages in probably just seven minutes or less, with the second one I’m pretty sure only taking five, not that I’m gloating or anything but I think it is awesome. I guess it was just one of those occasions or nights where I was just lounging idly by with a lot of bottled up wit and humor ready to explode onto an unsuspecting victim. I do admit that I may have overdone it and gone a bit too far, and Alex even jokingly thought that Jewsiah might have killed himself because of my verbal assault. I have made someone cry through written word before, and I have intimidated and scared off a mugger who was trying to rob me once too by just stalling and arguing with him, but those are all tales for another time.